And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
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I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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