This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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