You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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