so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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