What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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