so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
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