Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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