I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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