u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
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