Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
