Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
