I heard we made out
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
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Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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