My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize