Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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