if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
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I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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