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She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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