ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
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Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
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The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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