The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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