How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Do vagina's smell?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
