god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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