i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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