That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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