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Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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