He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
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Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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