remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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