would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
