I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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