so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
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