I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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