I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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