Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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