"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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