I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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