what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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