I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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