I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
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My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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