She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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