Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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