i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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