So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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