So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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