I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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