my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I understand Curling. That high.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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