to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
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I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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