What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Randomize
