That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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