i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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