We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
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But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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