oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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