Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
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Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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