He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
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How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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