Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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