I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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