A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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