Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
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